I just wanted to share my thoughts on a recent comment I got about my Deadpool Dressed as Phoenix cosplay because I couldn’t help but find it both amusing and fascinating at the same time.
It’s very odd to know that there are people out there that think of me as a “tit”. After all, I have a whole human body attached to that aforementioned tit, not to mention a SECOND tit! By which tit is he referring to me as? Righty or Lefty?! I fear I may never know!
Anyway, since my costume seems to have been misunderstood, I have illustrated what a “tit in a deadpool mask taking a picture” would actually look like, just to clear up the confusion.
There we go! Badass! Maybe I’ll do that one next year! (But where will I find such a tiny camera?!)
Now that we have this all cleared up, I’m excited to get to the SECOND half of why this amuses me so much.
The dude doesn’t know his Deadpool.
Deadpool actually DOES dresses up as the Phoenix. Because why wouldn’t he? Makes a person feel pretty, just like he says.
I’m so happy that someone pointed out the critic’s mistake to him. I mean, he clearly still thinks of me as a “tit”, but perhaps in the future he may think other “tits” in costumes he doesn’t recognize MAY know what they’re doing. Maybe he could learn to respect a “tit”? *Gasp*, Maybe even one day grow to love or befriend a “tit”? This could be the beginning of an era of healing for this sad fellow!
So I suppose the moral is, if you wanna hate on a person in a costume, know your material before you open your mouth or touch your keyboard. It’ll help maintain the illusion that you’re not an idiot. Just tryin’ to help out mean-spirited, dehumanizing critics of the future. They seem to need all the help they can get, because I can’t imagine that they are happy people.
We’re damn close to some dude bro complaining about all the Deadpools in red costumes because he’s only read Uncanny X-Force